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True Heart Touching Lines:
If I Have To Choose Between
Loving You And Breathing.
I Will Choose My Last Breath
To Say I LOVE You..!



Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.



Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home,
I'm under house arrest, by Wife
Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home,
I get Lectured hourly, by wife
CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home,
I always feel like an employee, by wife
Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home,
I Beg for Justice, by wife



Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!



Touching words by a father-
Dear Son,
if U think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss are strict and harass u,..
Wait for a….WIFE.
U would love them All.



Sapne the, sapno k aap sahil hue,
Na jane kaise hum apki pyaar k kabil hue,
Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal k,
Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue….



Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls.
Because, if they leave her hand
she’ll go for shopping.
but actually it’s ECONOMIC….:D



The best and most beautiful things
in the world cannot be seen or even touched
- they must be felt with the heart.



Biwi: Tumare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati: To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho?



Smile make flowers alive
sing make birds alive
open urs eyes make sun alive
hum make statue alive
keep urs lips on my heart
to make me alive..



Without You,
I Feel The Loneliness In My Life,
I Feel The Emptiness In My Heart,
The Hurt Is So Painful,

I Love To Leave My Breath Once And For All.



wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen
N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me
Husband: Whom should I Call
Now Police Or Ambulance..



Boss hangs a poster in Office
He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk.
"Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."



Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!



Laughs at ur own mistake make ur life long.
Laughs at ur wife’s mistake make ur life short.
(Mrs Shakspear)



The relationship between
husband and wife is very psychological.
One is psycho and the other is logical.



One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).



Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!



Love is Like a Golden chain that links our hearts
together and if you ever break that chain you’ll break my heart forever!



Kya Hai Dil Ki Haalat Bataana Nahi Aata,
Kisi Ko Aise Tadpana Nahi Aata.
Sunna Chahte Hai ek Baar Fir Aawaz Uski,
Magar Baat Karne Ka Bahaana Bhi Nahi Aata.



Husband:I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I’m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband:OK,I’m wrong!
Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!



Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife]



Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.



Wife: U had lunch?
Husbnd : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husbnd : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husbnd: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping
Husbnd: I had lunch. :D



A beautiful woman
uses her lips for truth
her voice for kindness
her ears for campassion
her hands for charity
her heart for love
for those that don’t like her,
she uses prayer.



All Husbands are like Bluetooth....
Always connected when wife is around...
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!



Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls…
because, If they leave her hand she’ll go for shopping.
It looks romantic but actually it’s economic.



I chose to love you in silence, for in silence
I find no rejection. I chose to love you in your loneliness,
for in your loneliness no one owns you, but me!