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Kannada Film names Directed by computer Engineers.
*Mussange mousu.
*Nanu nanna windows
*Boolokaddalli Bil Gates
*Bangarada Data
*Namma pritiya "R.A.M"

 

 

Yavattho Ondina nanilla antha gotthadaga..
Nimma Kanninalli Ondu ani kanniru bandre, ade
nanna nimma Pavithra Snehakke nivu kodo athi dodda koduge. Gm

 

 

muttidella chinna agabeku andre, bari chinnavanne
muttabeku. hage bayasiddella sigabeku andre
siguvudanne bayasabeku


 

"KANNADA" ULISI,
"KANNADA" BELESI.
"Nee elle iru hege iru ENDENDIGU NEE KANNADAVAGIRU.
"SIRIGANNADAM GELGE, SIRI GANNADAM BALGE!!"

 

 

Madumaga maduveya matapadalli nithu
kelage kuthiruva hudugiyarannu nodi
yochane madtha idda yenantha gotha ..
Evarela estu dina elidaru..! Antha...!

 

 

Huttidaga Magu Alutte.
Sattaga maneyavaru altare.
Madya ero Naalku dinada
Ee jeevanadalli yaaru nimma kannir
Oresi nagistaro avare nijavaada "PREMI"

 

 

"Kanasugalella Nanasagabekilla Nanasaguva Kanase
Kaanabekagilla, Nanasaaguvadella Kanasadare...!
Kanasige Arthavilla...? Haagantha

 

 

"Mownadali preethi ede. Maatinalli jagalavide.
Nageya hinde novide. Novinalli badukide.
E novu nalivina madhye nanage sada nimma
"NDNAPIDE" G.M hava a nice day

 

 

Super kannada remakes
1)tayi matte bandru
(mummy returns)
2)ungurada devarugalu
(lord of d rings)
3)shri huralikaayi
(mr bean)!! Gud nit ..

 

 

4 boys on bike!
Police: Triple riding is banned, mathe nivu nalak jana?
Boy shocked, looks behind & says,
Lo nan makla, innoba yel bidno, Nodro..! Gn

 

 

Kaala kaledu konegaala attira
bandaaga kanniru sahaja.
Edeya novu saavaagi sulidaaga
hrudayada baditha nillodu sahaja

 

 

Electricity discovrd by..

X-rays discovrd by..

Gravity discovrd by..

Only 1 ans fr al ques

"Naan Avanalla"in kannada
--buddivanta—

 

 

Akkareya
Olavinali
Sakkareyanta
Savi irali!
Agasada
Angaladali
Nakshatradantha
Nagu irali!
Aa nagu
Yavagalu
Ninndagirali..

 

 

Kannu muchuva tanaka
Mathu mowana vaguthana
Hrudhya baditha nilluva
Tanaka E deha mannige
Hoguva tanaka
Ninna prethi nanagirali

 

 

Bisi-Bisi coffe Jotheyalli, Sihi-Sihi
message Jothe, Savi-Savi Munjaneyannu Kushi-Kushiyagi
Swikarisuva Nimagido.. GUD GUD GUD MORNING.

 

 

Ondu kallu saku
Gaaju odayalu
Ondu matu saku
Hrudaya muriyalu
Ondu nimisha saku preti beleyalu
E Ondu s.m.s saku namma snehava
nenapisalu.

 

 

Appa : Lo gunda rathri light hakond malgbeda
bill jasti barutte, aayta..
Gunda : Aaytappa.
In the morning..
Appa : Lo gunda yako rathri light on
madidde..
Gunda : Appa nammane light hakidre bill jasti
barutte anta pakkadmane bulb kadkondband
hakidde. Gn

 

 

Dumbigaagi hoovu.
Belakigagi surya.
Soudaryakkagi prapancha.
Bavishyakkagi kanasu.
Sangeethakkagi swara.
Snehakkagi E "sms".

 

 

Obba Idli maroke ladies bogige hogtane,
avarella avanna hodedu kalistare yake..

Baddimaga yaarigidli anta kelodaa..

 

 

"KANNADA" ULISI,
"KANNADA" BELESI.
"Nee elle iru hege iru ENDENDIGU NEE KANNADAVAGIRU.
"SIRIGANNADAM GELGE, SIRI GANNADAM BALGE!!"

 

 

L - Hrudhya anudhu ondhu pata
O - Nijavadha sudhara
V - Thumbha ahasakshati
E - Kannina swparasha

 

 

Kaala kaledu konegaala attira
bandaaga kanniru sahaja. Edeya novu
saavaagi sulidaaga hrudayada baditha nillodu sahaja

 

 

LOVE anno 4 Aksharada arthavannu tiliyuva modalu,
LIFE anno 4 Aksharavannu thili yakandre life anno
aksharavannu tilidavanu yavatthu love madolla.

 

 

Baduku teachers ginta strict..!!
Teachers paata madi parikshe madtare...
Adre baduku parikshe madi paata kalisutte..!!

 

 

Nananu prethi madidare halla
Nanu santhosha vagi eradhu
Mathe nannu prthi madu
Ninu santhosha vagi erabiku

 

 

Bisilina taapakke neeru haaviyaagi moda
seri male aadru tarisatte. Aadre Preethiya
taapakke novina kanniru preethsoru manasu
serade prati kshana prati dina paritapisatte