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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

 

 

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

 

 

I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started
to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

 

 

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

 

 

Hey hi:-)
Can We Meet?
Its been so long time we met yaar.
I know you don't worry
I'll come... Tell me where shud i come?:)
To the same ZOO or You shifted to circus?

 

 

I love it
When someone insults me.
That means that
I don’t have to be nice anymore…

 

 

Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching
4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

 

 

What is Minimum Area
with Maximum Decoration…
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.
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A Girl’s Face

 

 

Very Cute Insult :
Girl-TuM LaDKe SaB eK JaiSe Q HoTe Ho?
Very nice reply by boy.
'''TuM SaBKo Q Try KarTi Ho'''

 

 

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

 

 

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

 

 

1 day you’ll B surprised 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

 

 

HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTEHAI
AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAI
PAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAI
MUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHIDETE
KEHTAY HAI"ZOO BANDH HAI,KAL ANA"

 

 

Bright Future of Engg. Studnts
E&C:Radio repair
COMP/IT:Typing master
MECH:Cycle tube puncture
ELECTRICAL:Fan n mixer repairing.
CIVIL:Gutter cleaning!!

 

 

Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the?
“TRAIN RUKI
KhirkI KHULI
NAZRON SE NAZRIEN MILI
or
AAP NE KAHA
“ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DEDO BABA”.

 

 

‘Merey ghar ki chath per aagaye hain badal
Wah wah
Merey ghar ki chath per aagaye hain badal
Tu Is Main Kya Kar Sakta Ho PAGAL

 

 

Tapti hui Dhoop ki LOO hai Zardari.
Sadar k naam pe THOO hai Zardari.
Ab is se Ziyada aur kiya kahain ham.
Pemper pe chipka hua GOO hai Zardari.....!
Aik Baar Thoo Kar K Forward Kar Dain.....!'

 

 

Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

 

 

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

 

 

Modern
Obedient
Nice
Kindly
Excellent
Young
Hey!That’s me.
Don’t b sad even Ur name is also there, read D 1st LETTER of every word.

 

 

A Serious Statement
written outside a Women
Footwear Outlet
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.
70% Discount
if you select within 5mins..

 

 

Three lights
save the Earth from dark
One "sunlight"
Two "moonlight"
Third "you"
My friend...u

100% tube light...

 

 

Best Insulting Lines
“If BULLSH*T
Was ELECTRICITY
You’d Be A
POWER COMPANY …” =P =D

 

 

Data Sahab K Mazar Pe
Aaj Rat 3 Baje Pizza
Or Chicken Burgar Batyn
Gy.
Yay Bat Kesi Or Ko Pata
Na Chaly,
Q K Yay SMS Sirf V.I.P
Faqeeron Ko Kia Ja raha
Hai.

 

 

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

 

 

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

 

 

U are a Beautiful BITCH,
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious,
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

 

 

Getting a Friend is like sunrise:
It happens daily.
Getting True Friend is Like Rain,
It occurs Yearly,
But Getting a Friend Like "You"
are Like SUNAMI.
Such Disasters Occur Rarely..!