Funny Shayari

 

Best Collection of Funny Shayari in Hindi for her & him in Hindi fonts, best Funny shero Shayari for Best friend, Girlfriend, husband, wife, Sister, Brother, Mom, Dad in Hindi fonts with Images, Funny jokes Wishes, Funny shayari Quotes in Hindi for Whatsapp and Facebook wishes, status 2 Lines….

 

 

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

 

 

Har doori mitani padhti hai,
har baat btani padhti hai,
lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai,
aaj kal
khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.

 

 

Khwaish aisi ki aasman tak ja sako
Dua aisi ki khuda ko pa sako.
Jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise ke har pal mein zindgi pa sako…

 


kaun kehta hai....
Ladki hasi to Fasi ??

Arz kia hai...
Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai
wah- wah!

Use jo Mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai

 


Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

 


Julfo Me Foolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,
Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai,
Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho,
Mane Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai…

 

 

Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum;
Apni Ek Nayi DuniyaBasaayenge Hum;
Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya BujhGaya;
Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..!

 

 

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

 

 

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

 


Talab Ka Pani Sukh Jata Hai,
Par Pani Sukhta Nahi Jheel Ka!
Meri Janeman Yaad Rakhna Ki,
Har Bimari Ke Dawa Hai !
Par Dawa Nahi Hai, GHAYAL Dil Ka!

 

 

Na Taaqat Aap Me Hai
Na Apki Haddi Me Hai,
Na Taaqat Aap Me Hai
Na Apki Haddi me Hai,
Taaqat To Usme Hai
Jo Bina Haddi Ke
Aapki Chaddi Me Hai. ;-)

 


tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

 

 

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

 

 

Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.

 

 

Zindgi apni masti mai jiya kro,
Ishq bahut bura hai na kiya karo,
Tum apna pura dhyan carrier par mod do,
Ishq aur apne girlfriend ko
Mujh par chor do :)

 

 

Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,
Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,
plz aaj wah wah na kehna,
kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai

 


Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..

Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......

Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...

Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

 

 

Mat kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat,
Wo aankho se waar karti hain,
Maine inhi aankho se dekha hai,
Ki wo kitno se pyaar karti hain!