Exam Wishes


Perh perh ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hee karna hei 



eXamz r dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz now here,
wiich makes yu pull yr hair.
da misss makes yu glare,
da grades are nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,



Gud news for Lahore University students
Exams hav beeen postponed up to Dec
2 confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming n start studying.org



Baap: Etnay kum marks..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kameenay sir
ka gher bhee daykh liyaa hai!!



Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn,
glory of spring, May beauty of every season give
ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed
u in every exams of ur life.    Good luck & God bless u



Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!



What Happens In An “EXAM”
Tik Tok ,
Mind Block ,
Pen Stop ,
Eye Pop ,
Full Shock ,
Jaw Drop ,
Time Up ,
No Luck … =P ;)



Ye tanha Udaas raaten,
mera kamra
ye tanhai or ye kitaaben..!
Is shair mai poet ka kal paper hey or usay parhty huy mout aa rhe ha



The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave the topic completely..

To be a "Good professional",
always start 2 study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage
"Time" and tackle "Emergencies".



A father asks peon:
How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future iz bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!



It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper that we
use 2 write 1 exam.
join us in promoting da noble
cause of saving trees.



Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain



har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparoo may number kisnay paya hy
hum to you hee aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy



Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

There are six components of wellness:
proper weight and diet,
proper exercise, breaking the smoking
habit, control of alcohol,
stress management and periodic exams.



Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai
sab taiyar hai

AB BUS.......

parhna baki hay