Boys Vs Girls Quotes & sms

 

Girl : Im not feeling well Today
Boy : Oh! Thatz too bad,
I thought of taking you for shopping Today

Girl : I was joking

Boy : Me too.:)

 

 

Lovers sitting in a park, 
boy tries to kiss the girl.. 
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. 
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

 

 

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love

But

Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love

Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!!

 

 

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

 

 

Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta?
Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha?
Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya....

 


Girl:-Aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe
dekh liya
.
Boy:-shit! fir kya hua?


Girl:-Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye.
Hamari bahut hi Strict family hai.

 

 

boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!
girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!
boy: because you have everything that I am searching for

 

 

Girl: Ager Mjhse Shadi Krni Hai To Tumhe Hr week ami Ko 10kg Aata 5kg cheeni
or
Papa Ki Bike Main 10 Liter Petrol Dalwana Hoga. 
Boy:
Acha Behan Ami Abu Ko Salam kena

 

 

Girls Are Like Water
Boys Are Like Mobile
Water Fall On Mobile
Or
Mobile Fall On Water
Watt To Mobile Ki Hi Lagti Hai Yaar

 

 

Boy-girlfrnd bnogi meri
Girl-nhi mere parent's alow nhi krte
Boy-han kmini jaise mre maa baap ne to muje
"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Abhiyaan ka Chairman bana rakha ho?

 

 

Larki : Balance bhejwa 
Larka : Paise Nahi 
Larki : Kaise Nahi 
Larka : Mehangai Hai 
Larki :  Phir aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hai.

 

 

Boy:agr me Margya to kia tm dosri shadi krogi?
Girl:Nhi me apni BEHAN k sath rehlungi
Girl:or agr me margai to?
Boy:To me b Tumhari BEHAN k sath rehlunga

 

 

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.

 


Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana
5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna

 

 

In 2021
Girl-boy ko dekh kar...
Dekh yaar kya item jaa raha hai sala
Oye murgey tera no. kya hai?
Boy-bahen ji aapke ghar main bhai baap nahi hai kya?
Girl-bhai baap to hai par tu nahi hai na rey chikane...!

 

 

Full form of
"BOYS"
.
B- Badmashiyo me sb se Aage
O- ullo0 ki Tarah Raat me Jaage
Y- Yaariya Nibhate Jaan Lagaa k
S- Shareef sirf apne baap k aage

 


12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu