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Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Naal Hasan Hasaun De,
Kise Nu Shaunk Kudian Fasaun De,
Par Saade Shaunk Avalle Ne yaaroan,
Saadi Nigaah ich te Kudian Yaaran To Thalle Ne
Bas change Yaaran naal hi iss samaj ich balle balle ne…

 

 

Tussi Hansde Ravo, Tussi Wasde Ravo
Par Haal Chall Sahnu Dasde Ravo
Vaisakhi De De Din Sanu Gall Naal La Lo
Chahe Fer Kisi Kolo Vi Fasde Ravo!

 

 

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,

 

 

PyAr - PyAr Oh KaRdi c , Oh PyAr nAi DiKhaWa c ,
DiL TaN UsNe KiSe HoR Nu De ChadDiya PaR 'MaaN'
nAl MaN-paRchawa C

 

 

Os De Dar Vich Sukun Milda E,
Us Di Ibadat Vich Noor Milda E,
Jo Jhuk Gaya Shri Guru Granth Sahib De Charna Vich,
Os Nu Sab Kuch Zurur Milda E.

 

 

Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

 

 

Hasana Una Di Aadat Si.
Asi Galat Andaja Laa Bathie
Oh Hasde Hasde Chale Gaye
Asi Apna Aap Gawa Bathie.

 

 

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even??
Sardar: Remove the S !! :P

 

 

Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.

 

 

Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,
Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,
Rajni Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,
Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae

 

 

muje wo pal pal achi lagti hai ,
magar kuch pal k liya ,
us pal ka intzar raha muje har pal,
magar wo pal bhi aaya kuch pal ka liya.
Mo ramjan chimpa

 

 

Kon Kisi Nu Dil Wich Jagah Denda Ae
Ped Vi Sukke Hoye Patte Gira Denda Ae
Duniya Di Rasmaa To Waqif Haa Assi
Dil Bhar Jaaye Te Har Koyi Bhula Denda Ae…

 

 

Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!!
Waheguru Waheguru

 

 

Assi Maut Rok Rakhi Te Tera Intzaar Kita,
Sajna Tere Jhuthe Laareya Da Aitbaar Kita,
Assi Jaan Den Lageya Ek Pal Vi Na Layeya,
Te Tussi Jaan Len Lageya Vi Nakhra Hajaar Kita.!

 

 

Loki Ishq Ishq Paye Karde Ne,
Asi Ishq De Darbaar Ja Bethe!!
Loki Ta Nit Nave Yaar Labhde,
Par Asi Ta Labia Yaar Gava Bethe!!

 

 

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

 

 

Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

 

 

Dost vasde rehn aina bahut hai, sb hasde
rehn aina bahut hai,har vele koi sath tan
nai reh skda, msg krke hi je haal puchde rehn ta aina bahut hai

 

 

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.

 

 

Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa...
Hakki, Balibaal, Kabaddi Khed Nyari aa..
Ral Mil Ke Mele te Tyohaar Manaunde Ne...
Sara Jag Gawah PUNJABI Sher Kahaunde Ne...

 

 

kehde kithe saanu mile saanu saare yaad ne….
jehde sajjna ne laye saanu laare yaad ne…
ijjtan di jinna utte kiti asi chhava
chadd tur gye jaan to pyare yaad ne
aukhe time vich jdo kalla c “kamal”
jehde os vele bne oh sahare yaad ne….

 

 

Koi Aesa Jeda Sade Naal Bada Pyar Krda Hai
Har Saah Naal Sahnu Yaad Karda Hai
Kadi Khatam Na Kari Oss Chahat Nu
Jeda Tere Te Rabb Toh Jyada Aitbar Karda Hai

 

 

Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
Say no for dowry.

 

 

A diL nI OHnA diLA VaRGa,
Jo SVerE HOr Te ShAmI HoR HuNDa a,
Ae Ta DiL HAi Us RuKh VaRgA,
JiThE PeHLa C OTHe hI RoZ HuNDA a...

 

 

Khamoshi Naal Na Maar Mainu
Eh Taan Dass Mera Kasoor Ki Hai
Ya Taan Katal Kar De Yaa Gal Kar Lai
Dass Dohaan Vichon Manzoor Ki Hai.

 

 

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

 

 

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

 

 

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein
brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

 

 

Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho gaya,
Saadi zindagi ch zehar avein ghol ho gaa,
Rahe unglaan de poteyaan chon lahu simda,
Saatho hireyaan bhulekhe kach fol ho gaya....