Nepali Funny Jokes & sms

 

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Kati bhinna chann e dinharu
Timro aagaman bhaye dekhi
Kati ramailo chha yo mausam
timi zoo ma bashe dekhi

 

 

chhataa ra keti maa ke different 6?
-chhatabuttom dabayera kholnu parchha ra
keti lai kholera buttom dabaunu parchha….

 

 

Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos Khusi,umanga,sath
ahos Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos
Maa laxmi ko kripa rahos Happy Deepawali

Nepali ke mobile mein raat 2 baje phone aya..
aap so to nahi rahe hein.
nepali gusse se..
kamino ye jarori nahi ki har nepali chowkidar ho!!

 

 

Chadra tara sangai dekhe aja
Jhismise sajha ko bela,
Timi aaune priya
jaba huncha mero malami ko bhela

 

 

“Saraswathi Namasthubhyam,
Varadey Kaamarupinee!
Vidhyarambham Karishyami,
Sidhir bhavathu mey sada !”

 

 

Ghyampo-bhari raksi hos
nidharma tika hos
sathibhai haru sanga ramailo hos
hathma ekka ko trail hos. HAPPY DASHAIN.

 

 

kati basu ma, aashule muhar dhoyera
kati basu ma, timro yaadma tadpera
jana chahanchau jau timi, malai chodera
ma pani jeunechu jeevan, timilai birsera

 

 

lady says another lady – jaba timro divorce
bhayeko thiyo tyasa bela autai bachchaa
thiyo tara ahile 3 jana bachchaaa , kasari?

lady – kahile kahi uni maafi maagna aauchha..

 

 

Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Pani khojda beer bhetiyos, Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros, Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
\Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana

 

 

Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY LHOCHHAR.

 

 

Three people are asking ur mobile no. with me.
I didn’t give ur no but I gave home address to them.
They are coming at ur home in this Dashain.
They are Sukha, Shanti and Samriddhi.
Please welcome them. SUBHA DASHAIN. enjoy !!

 

 

yo khaderima malai dhup hoina chaya chhiyeko cha
yo jindagima malai rup hoina maya chahiyeko cha
na kulcha jhareka paat samjhera jeevan basantilai timi
kinaki malai yeha gandha hoina subass chahiyeko cha |

 

 

what is the tragedy of hindi film ‘sholay’?
ek ta thakurko budi thiyena tyasamaati dubai hatha
pani katiyeko thiyo …..

 

 

Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Timilai ma ke bhanau? Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa BAANDAR bhanau
bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.

 

 

uffriyau mathi-mathi priye timi,
mutu samma lyauna sakina
dhun timro baneko chu,
swyam geet banna paena
madhu taranga uthaayera swapnanilma,
ho aafu chaal huna khojethe
tara kinar pani chuna paina |

 

 

Din aatine chha,
Raat mattine chha,
Timro mero romance ma,
Khaat bhachine chha |

 

 

patrakarle nayika rekha sanga interview lidai
patrakar – bihaan uthane bitikai ke garnu hunchha ??
rekha – sabh bhanda pahila ghar janchhu…..

 

 

Tika hos nidhar ma,
Tika hos nidhar ma, Jamara hos kanma, Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma, Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064, Ko suvakamana.

 

 

aanth le nahase pani
daat le hasnu parcha
maan le tiraskar gare pani
haat le namaskar garnu parcha
kina ki
yehi samaj ma bachnu parcha
yehi baato ma hidnu parcha |

 

 

hasi khusi jiuna khojda
aasu peee marnu paryo
chokho maya unlai garda pani
unkai najarbata jharnu paryo
mutu ra man bhari unlai nai rakhe pani
unko manbata dera sarnu paryo
tyasaile ta aaja maile unko haath chodhi
aaru kasai sanga vivah garnu paryo

 

 

uffriyau mathi-mathi priye timi,
mutu samma lyauna sakina
dhun timro baneko chu,
swyam geet banna paena
madhu taranga uthaayera swapnanilma,
ho aafu chaal huna khojethe
tara kinar pani chuna paina |

 

 

Aama chhori doctor ko clinicma
doctor- sara kapada nikaler parda pachhi bed ma sutnus
girl – ma hoina mero aama ho
doctor- tyaso bhaye jibro nikalnus

 

 

lagos badal dhuwa ko aaja yaaha
banos kharani ko thupro
jeevan soche ko thiye, mahal
tara banyo aaja jhupro |