Flirt Jokes & Messages


Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough but I won't
miss out letting you know that life is
worth living with someone like you around.



A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart.
Keep smiling! =)



It takes a strong heart to love.
It takes a stronger heart to continue to
love after it has been hurt...



Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to
smile but because ur smile itself is a
reason for many others to smile...



1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.



One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**



If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear.
To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes,
live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.





Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!



Baaten kar ke rula na dena,
Chup rehke saza na dena,
Na de sako kushi to gum hi sahi,
bas ek waada karo ke,
Zindagi me hame kabhi bhula na dena.

All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me.
All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me.
All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true.
All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.



It takS a strong hArt 2 love,
a stronger heart 2 continue 2 love aftr it is hurt



Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.



Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass



He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallow,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,



"If They Miss You, They’ll Call You.
If They Want You, They’ll Tell You.
If They Care, They’ll Show You.
If Not, They’re Not Worth Your Time
You’re Obviously Not Worth Theirs".. !



Love Happens Automatically.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting :D



Forgive my eyes 4 admiring your beauty.
U stole my heart the moment U looked at me,
call me crazy, call me insane every time
my heart beats it mentions your name.


I M Not
F L I R T I N G.
I M Just Being
E X T R A – N I C E
To Someone Who Is
E X T R A –
A T T R A C T I V E … =P =D