Bhojpuri Funny Jokes

 

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Tohar sms jab awat hai,
Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai.
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai.
Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi,
Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai

 

 

tu ruth jabu jaibu to jiyab kaise,
phatal krejwa ke siyab kaise,
tu hi to hau hmar sone ke surahi,
tu hi phoot jaibu to pani piyab kaise.

 


HAM TAHAKE CHAHI TU HAMKKE CHAH,
HAM TAHAR HAI ETANA NA TADPAV,
TAHAR PYAR ME AISHAN JADU BA KI
BIN BULAVA HAM KHICHAL CHALI AYEE

 

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Dheeraj Dharah Hamhoo Bekaraar Hai
Tu Hamaar Jaan Hau Ta Ham Tohaar Pyaar Hai
Biswash Rakheeha Aapna Pyaar Peh
Kasam Sey Kahiley Humtohaar Hai.

 

 

Hotho se hotho ko chu lene do
Aaj mahuwa ka ras chu lene do
Chupi hai kai shararati muskrahate
Aaj ji bhar k unhe sun lene do.
I MISS U Swt Heart

 


Dil ke tukade-tukde karke muskura ke chal diye…….
think if it is said in bhojpuri .
“karejwa ke bukani-bukni kar ke daant chiyar ke chaldehlan………

 


shawam me baraka bareseba kare aakash mian
bijuree chamekabe kare kahiye aibe tu a peredese
tuhare ke dekhe khatir aakhiya tarsebe kare.

 


Tu prem ke bemari ke jarilagelu,
kabo kabo dahi ke tari lagelu.
Dosra ke aakh me kat nian garat hoebu
Lekin hamara ankh me indrasan ke padi Lagelu.

 

 

Kahe gun gunailu jab gave ke na rahe,
kahe rowailu jab hasave ke na rahe,
Aaj aansu pochhat bani ago prasn banke
kahe kailu mohabt jab nibhave ke na rahe

 

 

Phul khili t mahkbe kari,
maan chirie h chahakbe kari,
ham jan se t dekhani h na
akhiye h bahkbe kari.

 


Are o friendwa..
tohar smswa ka intejar ma
hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.
Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do
Tohara Dost…..

 

Bihar aisa state h jiska hr
word se india k nam ata h
B-Bharat
I-India
H-Hindustan
A-arywart
R-Riwa

 


Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi,
tab hmare SMS ki BARSAT awegi,
tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par
hmaro BIL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi

 


A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai

 

 

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.

 

 

shawam me baraka bareseba kare aakash mian
bijuree chamekabe kare kahiye aibe tu a peredese
tuhare ke dekhe khatir aakhiya tarsebe kare.

 

 

Dil ke tukade-tukde karke muskura ke chal diye…….
think if it is said in bhojpuri .
“karejwa ke bukani-bukni kar ke daant chiyar ke chaldehlan………

 


Hotho se hotho ko chu lene do
Aaj mahuwa ka ras chu lene do
Chupi hai kai shararati muskrahate
Aaj ji bhar k unhe sun lene do.
I MISS U Swt Heart

 

 

Dheeraj Dharah Hamhoo Bekaraar Hai
Tu Hamaar Jaan Hau Ta Ham Tohaar Pyaar Hai
Biswash Rakheeha Aapna Pyaar Peh
Kasam Sey Kahiley Humtohaar Hai.

 


1 African Girl says..
i Love U to a Bihari Boy
Bihari Boys Say
Tum husan nahi aag
ka dariyaho hum tumse
pyar nahi karsakte kyu
ki tum bahut karia ho...

 

 

Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai Hamar Rom
Rom Khil Jawat Hai Badan Ma Gudgudi
Howat Hai Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu
Kasur Nahi Hai Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…

 

 

Hamar ho ke bhi tu hamar na bhailu,
badu Duniya me ta milabu kabhi bhale dosarake
To ho gailu, ihe umid lagawale rahani ki
Tu yi duniya chhod ke na jane ka kho Gailu.

 

 

Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai
Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai
Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai
Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai
Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai…

 

 

1 Bacha Paida hote hi nurse
se bola-Light aa rahi ha kya
Nurse-nahi bacha-oh sala fir
Bihar me paida ho gya

 

 

Santa-ee batawa ki ek bakri ka tin tang ta char
bakari ke ka go tang? Banta-barah go! Santa-Pagale
hawaa ka marde ago bakariya langar rahe ta ka kulhi langre rahi han sa kaa…

 

 

Apan Dil Mein Tohar Pyar Ki Dastaan Likhle
bani Na Tani Na dher pura Likhle bani
Kahiyo Hamro khatir Bhi Dua Kar Liha
Kahe Ki Ham Apan Har Ik Saans Tohare Naam Likhle bani

 

 

Man Kahlas Ki Chali SMS Kari
Shochani ki ye pagalpan Ha
Raat Adhariya Kehu Ke SMS Kail
Fer Shochni Ke Jaye Da
Jekra ke Karat Bani
Uho T Pagle Ha

 

 

Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di
Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di
etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi
Na t kaha T Du Char Go Jhoot Auri Jod Di

 

 

Tajmahal Koun chiz ba,
Ham aehu se bada imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz ta mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
Toh ke sasuri ham zinda dafnaib…………

 

 

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat

 

 

Tohar sms ka intezaarme hum mobilewa hathme liye baitha hun
Tanik apni ungliyan mobile pe ghumaike etho sms wa bhej do
Hamri tarafse aapko
gudmorning va…

 

 

A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho
ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house
full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do

 

 

Dhiraj dharah hamhu bekarar hai tu hamar
jaan hau ta hum tohar pyar hai biswash
rakhiha aapna pyar pe kassam se kahile humtohar hai…

 

 

Tu ruth jaibu ta jiyab kaisen,phatal karejwa k siyab kaisen.,
tu hi ta hau hamar sone ka surahi,tu hi phut jaibu ta pani piyab kaisen..

 

 

Hamar ho ke bhi tu hamar na bhailu, badu
duniya me ta milabu kabhi bhale dosarake to
ho gailu, ihe umid lagawale rahani ki tu
yi duniya chhod ke na jane ka kho gailu.

 

 

BiHARI BABU-Ari O Doctorni,E Kaisain Nasbandi Kiye Ho Hamar?
Biwi Phir Se Maa Banne Wali Hai,
DOCTORNI-Bhootni Ke Nasbandi Ham Tohar Kiye Hai,
Pure Bihar K NAHI