April Fool sms & Jokes

 

Aaj Kal..Har Pal
Har Waqt..
Din Bhar..
Mujhe Rehta Hai..
Bas Tera Hi Khayaal..
Kyonke Aane Wala Hai
April Fool..
Aur Banana Hai Tumko
April Fool in Advance!

 

 

WARNING ! ! !

Dis is a VIRUS . . .

Vn U turn Ur phone off, it WON'T WORK AGAIN...

Fact1: U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue... 
Fact2: After reading dis, 
99/100 idiots would try it.. 
April Fool...

 

 

Plz go 2 create message
open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type 277451366514612382623
And see the magic!

 

 

U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

 

 

A day will come when the world will celebrate 
your name, 
your fame, 
your personality and 
your views. 
But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. :)

 

 

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat,
seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

 

 

Hi, 

Doing nothing? 

Then Make a Place, 

4 Me in ur Heart!! 

I May come there any time! 

Ur's Faithfully, 

"HeArT aTtAcK"

 

 

Sender:Usman 


Date: 31-03-2008 
Boy 2 hiz girl frnd: i luv u. 
Girl: O really. 
Boy: No, i waz just making u f00l.bcoz 2day z April f00l'

 

 

Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum

 

 

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude, 
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

 

 

In hasino se Rasme Wafa 
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai 
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, 
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai

 


31st March Or 1st april,
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful,
Fool Day to the King of Fools..

 

 

WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

 

 

Fool se, Fool ne,
Foolon ki Foolwari me
Fool ke sath wish kiya
'You are the most beautifool,
Colorfool & wonderfool
Amongst all the fools.
Happy April Fool's Day

 

 

Some One..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

 

 

April Fool comes once a year
When the whole word will, CELEBRATE: 
YOUR NAME 
YOUR FAME 
YOUR PERSONALITY 
YOUR THOUGHTS 
YOUR VIEWS 
But take heart, 
April Fool comes once a year. 
Congratulations!

 

 

Ulfat ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana 

Ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana 

Uper vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe zaror batana :)

 

 

Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Kasam... 
Murree Ki Sardi Ki Kasam... 
Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki Kasam... 
Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki Kasam... 
"U R Very FooL . . . . ;->

 

 

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

 

 

Your girlfriend is: 
Smart. 
Intelligent. 
Sweet. 
Talented. 
Excllent. 
Romantic. 
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

 

 

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! 

Just a second, don't misunderstand. 
CUTE means: 
Creating 
Useless 
Troubles 
Everywhere